Killing me Softly

Ever wondered how much coffee can will kill you? Well, these guys told me that After consuming 96 or so cups of brewed coffee, I’ll be dead. And you know how they determined it? They just asked for my weight and poof they gave me the lethal dose of coffee that would kill me. No, they didn’t even bother to get my age / height / lifestyle. These can be a factor too. So this number could be inaccurate, right? But these guys also claim to be some sort of expert in their stuff. Oh well, that’s just numbers. Nothing anyone will say or do can make me stop drinking coffee. Especially during MP time. I don’t do cigars, alcohol or pot, just coffee. And so what if its gonna kill me? Were all going to die anyway.